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Sunday, August 10, 2008
WOW! HAVE YOU TRIED? tried what? DIGGING OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SUCK THEM UP YOUR THROAT? OKKKAAYYY...SOO...SOMEWHERE IN HOUGANG THERE WAS THIS GIRL, THE BRAVE, STRONG GIRL, WHO PROUDLY WON THE BEST EYEBALL EATER IN THE WORLD AWARD TODAY! AND RECENTLY, IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY (and she claimed it was ytd, which was SO not) AND SHE INVITED KYLE PATRICK, ANGELINA JOLIE, BRITNEY SPEARS, JESSE MCCARTNEY...ETCETC OVER FOR HER BDAE PARTY! AND WELL THINGS GOT PRETTY HYPED UP SO THEY DECIDED TO PLAY THE DEVIL GAME -----TRUTH OR DARE! AND THEY JUST BASICALLY WENT ROUND...SPINNING A BEER BOTTLE AND AFTER 15MINS, IT WAS FINALLY DAPHNE'S TURN!!!! WAD A LOSER! SHE WAITED FOR SO LONNGG BEFORE IT WAS FINALLY..I EPEAT FINALLY HER TURN! AND DAPHNE SAID "WOW, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVED WHAT THOSE GUYS DARED ME TO DO!.........THEY TOL DME TO DIG OUT MY EYEBALLS AND STUFF THEM INTO MY THROAT!" AND THIS DAPHNE..BEING SUCH A GREAT LOSER.. AMAZINGLY AND PROUDLY DID IT! AND GUESS WAD..THE OTHERS (kyle, and blablabla) STARTED DIGGING OUT THEIR OWN AND STUFFING IT INTO THEIR THROATS TOO! AND NOT TO MENTION...THEY EVEN EXCHANGED EYEBALLS!!!!! muahahahahahaahahah!! SO U CAN IMAGINE THEM....GOING HOME WITH HOLES IN THEIR FACES AND BLOOD POURING OUT WITH WORMS CRAWLING IN!!! AND SOOO...WHEN THE WRITER OF THIS STORY WENT UP TO DAPHNE'S HSE FOR A CELEBRITY SHOT....... THEY GOT SHOCKED TO SEE TT SHE HAD GOTTEN HER EYEBALLS BACK IN PLACE!! SO DAPHNE PROUDLY SAUD "OH! WE JUST SHITTED THEM OUT THE NEXT DAY!" muahahahaahahhaahahahaahha!!!!!! 1,2,3,4, Left, Right, Left. 4,3,2,1, We are PERSEUS! (: |
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